Hello internetz, Mr. Noun here with a serious announcement. I just made a blog where I'll talk about shit and you'll read it cause I'm funny and humorous. My grammatical errors are many, and my spelling is mediocre at best, but feel free to indulge yourself in images such as this!
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| As well as incredibly witty captions. |
Good show! Anyway I'll be updating this inconsistently as I lose interest in websites almost as fast as I lose interest in individual women. Tell your friends, band mates, cellmates, and soul mates of my existence and I'll give you one of these.
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| Ladies will receive the same bike but with this gentleman on top. |
To be honest I don't care how many people you tell, as long as I get more views then this loser. To REALLY impress me, spam her profile with vulgar comments and the like. Well, I can only dawdle on introductions for so long. Remember, advertise my blog daily or I'll sick my pet shark-octopus hybrid on you.
Stay cool everyone.
Stay cool everyone.
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| Taking the preemptive. |
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